Henry's funnies

"Just be hush."
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"Henry, do you want me to help you clean up the play-doh or can you do it by yourself?"
"I need a choice."
"Ok, your choices are: I can help you or you can do it by yourself."
". . . I need to stay here and watch you."
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Grammy: "Do you want me to lay with you like Mommy does?"
Henry: "Just go find something to do."
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"I'm going to die. I need a drink."
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"I love your pretty feet, Mommy." (Upon seeing my toenails painted, which happens maybe twice a year.)