"Five little monkeys" by Henry

Five little monkeys riding in a car.  ["car" said with an Australian accent]
One got hit by another car!
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys riding in a car!"

Four little monkeys riding in a car.
One got hit by a train.
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys riding in a car!"

Three little monkeys riding in a car.
One got hit by a cruise ship.
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys riding in a car!"

Two little monkeys riding in a car.
One got hit by an airplane.
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys riding in a car!"

One little monkey riding in a car.
One got hit by a train.
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys riding in a car!"

No little monkeys riding in a car.
[Gasp!]
NO MORE MONKEYS RIDING IN A CAR!