"Mom, where does the Easter Bunny live?"
"I don't know. Where do you think he lives?"
"I think in North America."
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I snuck into his room one night and put Vicks under his nose. He stirred a bit and whispered, "Mom, can you just leave?"
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Henry likes to push the kid-sized grocery carts at Harris Teeter. All but one have a flag that says "Customer in Training." Henry pulls out every cart until he gets the one without the flag.
"Henry, why don't you like the cart with the flags?"
"I just don't like pretend flags. They're not real."
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