Henryisms

M: Henry, you crack me up.
H: No, YOU crack ME up. We both crack us up!
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H: That's cray-cray!
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H, very dramatically: You gotta new car!

Note: None of us have been on a game show. No one has a new car. He pronounces car like "cah," as if he lives in Boston.
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This morning Henry joined us in the sanctuary for church. The lector read an Old Testament passage including the word "dominion."

H: Mom! Did he say MINION?