This week in Henryisms

K: Can I take you to school today?
H: No, just Mommy. She's my friend.
K: I'm not your friend?
H: You just need to go to work.
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M: Oh, Henry. I love you.
H: Oh, Mommy. I love you too.
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M: You're my cutie pie.
H: No, you're MY cutie pie.
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H: I'm not handsome. I'm a stinker.