"Hey, Mom. One time when I was little, there were two pigs staring at each other, and one pig burped in the other one's ear."
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(At Chick-fil-a with Keith)
"Dad, why do those cows want me to eat more chicken?"
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"We're going to Bonefish Grill for lunch."
Keith: "Do you eat seafood?"
"No. I need my… What kind of trains do they have?"
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Silly boy. Maybe the 2 little pigs were really 2 little boys.........
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