"So old."

Keith: Henry, what's wrong?

Henry: I just feel so old. And I'm only 4.

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Henry: I have a hypothesis. Dobby is going to eat my cereal bar.

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Henry hasn't been interested in the shaving kit he got for Christmas, which I thought was strange since he loves to watch Keith shaving. One night Keith asked him why, and Henry responded matter-of-factly, "Because I'm already shaved."


Well, of course! Why shave when you're already smooth?


Keith then showed him the razor was just for pretend, and you can see what happened next…